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篇一:20xx光棍節口號

光棍節幽默標語口號

20xx光棍節口號——親,幫我脫光嘛!

20xx年11月11日是“光棍節,特收集光棍節口號與大家分享。

1、元芳,我要脫光,你怎麼看?

2、我光棍我快樂。

3、將光棍進行到底

4、親,幫我脫光嘛!

1、不管你是喜羊羊還是灰太狼、真光棍還是假光棍,今年的“六一”,我們陪你一起鬧騰!

2、眾裡尋他千百度,那人不在燈火闌珊處!

3、戀愛可貴,單身無罪!

4、一個人的光棍節,要多悽慘有多悽慘:一個人的光棍節,要多悲涼有多悲涼!

5、以往都在悽慘、悲涼中度過的孩子們,就在今晚!找個伴,咱以後就不過這個節啦!

6、茶,要喝濃的,直到芳香猶在;路,要走難的,直到苦盡甘來;人,要感情深的,直到下輩子還能再愛!單身人的愛要挑精品的!

7、孤單是一個人的狂歡,一群人的狂歡不孤單!

8、少女啊,你疲憊了嗎?少年哪,你寂寞了嗎?曾經讓你引以為豪的自由,在光棍節到來的這一天讓你倍感淒涼了嗎?曾經讓你魂牽夢縈的那個TA,在不經意間溜走的日子裡遠去了嗎?如果你的回答是“YES!”,那就加入我們吧!雲麓園BBS傾情為神棍節打造的“終極單身夜”活動,正式起航了!我們提供有趣味無比的小遊戲,這我們提供形單影隻的帥哥美女,我們提供談情說愛的場地,我們提供豐厚獨特的獎勵。來吧,喊出我們的口號:但願人長久,光棍不再有!

篇二:光棍節幽默標語口號

1、一人一世界!

2、今日光棍,明天棟樑!

3、今年又是咱哥倆!

4、婚姻去無蹤,光棍更出眾。

5、對待光棍要像對待春天一樣。

6、我想你飛多遠都不累,因為太遠,我還是光棍!

7、今年咱們不過節,要過就過光棍節!

8、不走尋常路,更愛陌生人。

9、光棍我一個,幸福其他人。

10、一個人的節日,一個人過。

11、海爾,光棍到永遠!

12、但願人長久,光棍常常有。

13、光棍無罪,單身光榮。

14、其實我過得也很好,一天到晚沒煩惱!

15、今天,你光了嗎

16、光棍萬歲。

17、光棍不哭,站起來擼!

18、光棍,just do it!

19、人家就在過今年最後一個光棍節!

20、光棍,明天見,光棍天天見!

21、我是單身,我驕傲!

22、但願人長久,光棍不再有。

23、我光棍,我喂自己袋鹽!

24、我光棍,我快樂!

25、今天,你光棍了沒有

26、真正的勇士敢於正視漂亮的美眉,敢於直面慘淡的人生!

27、用光來體現我們的朝氣,用棍來體現我們的硬氣,用光棍來體現我們光棍的霸氣。光棍節,男人的節日!

28、光棍需要理由嗎需要嗎不需要嗎

篇三:光棍節出租句子

篇一:房屋出租的常用句子

房屋

出租的常用句子

為您做什麼嗎

what kind of

apartment are you interested in你對哪種公寓感興趣

i‘m interested in

renting a two-bedroom apartment. 我想租一間兩居室。

i’m looking for a

two-bedroom apartment. 我想租一個兩居室公寓。

i‘m looking for

an apartment. 我想租一套公寓。

i want to rent an

apartment. 我要租一套公寓。

i’d like to share

a flat with a girl. 我想與一個女孩合住一套公寓。

i want to share an

apartment with a female. 我想和一位女性合租一套公寓。

okay. take a seat,

one of our rental agents will be with you in a moment. 沒問題。請坐,

一會兒我們的代理

人就會與你接洽。

what price range

were you interested in您想要多少錢範圍內的呢

somewhere

between $400-$450 a month. 400-450美元一個月吧。

okay. did you

have a specific location in mind好的,那地理位置呢

well, i would

like to live somewhere near the university. or at least on a bus line. 嗯,離大學

近一點的,至少要距離公交車很近。

when do you need

it你什麼時候需要呢

sometime around

next week. 下週吧。

are you trying to

find a furnished house你是想找一間有傢俱的房子

do you want a

furnished house or an unfurnished house你想要帶傢俱的還是不帶傢俱的

are there any

other amenities which you would like to havefor example, a dishwasher, a balcony,

a swimming pool or central air conditioning有什麼其他設施需要嗎比如:洗衣機、

陽臺、游泳池

或者中央空調

i would definitely like to have them. 我全要。

is that apartment

furnished那棟房子裡有傢俱嗎it has all the furniture necessary for daily use.

日常用的傢俱都有。

here are photos

of the apartments we have available which fit your preferences. 這是我們這裡提供

的`房屋圖片,您可以選擇喜歡的。

would you please

show me the floor plan of this house你可以讓我看看這間房子的平面佈置圖嗎

dose the back

door have a lock on it後門有鎖嗎

this one looks

nice. i would like to see that one. 這個看起來不錯,我想去看看。when would you

like to see it你什麼時候去看看

when do you think

is convenient to see the room你認為什麼時候看房方便

let me get the key

and we will go look at it. 讓我取鑰匙咱們去看看。

看房及描述房子常

用的句子:

i‘ve been told

you might have a vacant room 聽說你有空房間

i’m looking for a

room 我正在找房間租

yes, i have a

spare room 是的,我有一間空房

i‘ve got a small

room 我有一間小房子

what can you tell

me about the apartment你能和我說說這間公寓是什麼樣的嗎

can i see the room

now我現在能看看房子嗎

would it be ok to

look at the room now現在能看看房子嗎

well. take your

time 好的,不著急

this apartment

looks nice 這房子看上去不錯

this seems like a

pretty nice room, i should say. 應該說房子還是相當不錯的。

it has two bedrooms. that’s convenient 有兩間臥室,比較方便

the bathtub is

large enough for two people 這個浴缸很大,足夠兩個人同時使用了

the living room

is really large! 這個客廳真大呀!

it‘s a well

furnished eat-in kitchen. 廚房設施很全,可以在裡面吃飯。

the stove and the

icebox are in good order, and the plumbing is ok, too. 爐灶和冰箱均正常,管道也沒

問題。

the roof has

leaks in it, and the front steps need to be fixed. 屋頂有漏洞,前臺階需要維修。

the house needs

painting. it’s in bad condition. 這間房子很破舊,需要油漆。

we‘ll rent this

flat. 我們就租這個房子了。

i do love this

house. 我喜歡這房子。

when can i move in

我什麼時候可以搬進來

when would you

like to move in想什麼時候搬進去呢

i’ll move

in

tomorrow. 我明天就要搬進來。

on the first half

of the month. 這個月上旬。

next wednesday,

if you like. 如果你願意,下週三就可以。

談論租金常用的句

子:

i‘d like to find

a cheaper one 我想找間便宜點兒的

the rental

housing area is這套出租房面積究竟是多少

how much do you

charge租金是多少呢

how much do you

pay for rent你交多少房租

how much is the

rent房租多少錢

how much is the rent for a month每月租金多少

how much is the

monthly rent每個月的租金是多少呢

what’s the rent

房租多少錢

what sort of

price are you asking你要多少房租

2,500 yuan a

month 每月2500元the monthly rent is $650, with a $300 security deposit 月租金

650美元,300美元押金$35 a week, but don‘t allow smoking 35美金一週,但是不

允許抽菸

is that all the

money that i have to pay a month這包括每個月所有的錢嗎

are the utilities

included in the rent房租中包括水、電和煤氣費嗎

are utilities

included房租包括水、電、暖氣等費用嗎

does that include

utilities房租包括水、電、暖氣等費用嗎

only gas is

included 只包括煤氣

gas and water is

included 煤氣費和水費都已經包括房租裡了

you still have to

pay electricity in addition 你額外還需要付電費

you have to pay

for the electricity and water 你需要支付水電費

i can not afford

the rent. 我負擔不起這個租金。

ok. anything else

好的還有其他要求嗎

also you can’t

have visitors. that‘s all 也不許把外人帶回來,就這些

when is the rent

due什麼時候付房租

when is the rent

due房租截止到什麼時候

how much security

do you want押金要多少

do you require a

deposit要付押金嗎

do you require a

security deposit要付押金嗎

two months’ rent. you‘ll get the money back when you move. 兩個月的租金。離開時

退給你。he is delinquent in paying his rent 他拖欠房租

they fell behind

with the rent 他們拖欠了房租

he had to lower

the rent of his house 他不得不減低了房租

籤合約常用的句子:

let’s sign a

lease. 我們籤個租約吧。

looks like a

standard lease. 這看上去是標準的契約書。

i usually only

sign one year leases. 我通常籤一年的契約。

well, one year

would be fine. i‘m not planning on leaving the area anytime soon. 可以,一年挺好。

我不打算近期內搬離這個地方。s

you don’t worry

about the security deposit. if everything‘s all right when you move out, you’ll

get it back. 你不必擔心押金,當你搬出的時候如果一切無恙,我會退還你的。

ok. just sign and

date it here好的,在這兒簽字和日期嗎

yes, thanks. you

can move your stuff in tomorrow. 是的,謝謝。你明天就可以把東西搬進來。wonderful.

太好了。

篇四:光棍節幽默祝福簡訊

光棍節幽默祝福簡訊

1、作光棍很多年了吧,想天上掉下個林妹妹嗎你只要在今天晚上連喚三聲“妹,妹,妹”,

你就會找到你的最愛,很靈的!

2、今天是光棍節,單身的我好痛苦,今天我終於鼓起勇氣,對你說,我我喜歡你你的妹妹!

4、明天1早。約上1幫光棍朋友去爬山。沒準遇到和我們1樣志同道合的朋友。再1起吃頓

飯。哈哈從此再不過光棍節了!

5、年年月月花相似,歲歲年年人相同——還是一個人

6、光棍節那天,玩個遊戲-買些糖果,在每粒糖果上粘上資料,一人拿一粒,上面就是你未

來物件的描述,你覺得能認可就吃了那糖果。

7、調查自己的好朋友,看到現在還有多少是光棍,儘量多邀些出來聚聚,談談感受,交流交

流心得,總結總結經驗,爭取儘早脫“光”。

8、愛情幾時有簡訊問好友。不知各位有沒有如果你們也沒有,不如一起喝口酒或許可以

同時有!如果各位都已有,祝你幸福到永久!光棍節快樂!

9、一個人也無所謂,精彩生活最可貴。玫瑰雖好會枯萎,愛情總讓人心碎,緣到自有幸福追,

一人精彩有我陪。祝好朋友光棍節快樂!