英文繞口令爆笑

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Know is know no know is no know

英文繞口令爆笑

知之為之知之,不知為不知

People mountain and people sea

人山人海

ragon born dragon ,chicken born chicken , mouse son can make hole !!

龍生龍,鳳生鳳,老鼠的'兒子會打洞!

One car come one car go ,two car pengpeng ,people die

車禍現場描述

波羅:I ma sorry!

老外:I am sorry too!

波羅:I am sorry rhree!

老外:What are you sorry for ?]

波羅: I am sorry five !

If you want money , I have no;

if you want life , I have one !

要錢沒有,要命有一條!

I can Li old big ar 25。

我叫李老大,今年25.

You have two down son .

你有兩下子。

As far as you go to die !

有多遠,死多遠。

I give you face you don’t want face, you lose you face ,I turn my face!

給你臉你不要臉,你丟臉,我翻臉~

做早操:do morning f*ck

做課間操:do class between f*ck

英俊:Give you some colours to see see!(給你點顏色看看)

馬可:You try try see (試試看)

僱主:How much do you want a month ?

保姆:800 yuan ,eat you ,sleep you .

800塊,吃你的,住你的。

30 years river east 30 years river west

三十年河東三十年河西

Hwllo everybody ! if you have something to say ! If you have nothing to say ,go home

有事啟奏,無事退朝

You me you me

彼此彼此

American Chinese not enough

美中不足

Heart flower angry open

心花怒放

Go past no mistake past

走過路過,千萬別錯過

seven up eight down

七上八下

No three no four

不三不四