笑一笑十年少，有時候正兒八經的說笑話卻覺得不好笑，可是一個很冷的笑話卻能讓自己笑良久，你有這樣的經歷麼?現在，一起來開心爆笑下吧!
很好笑的英文笑話一：Skunk
"We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out?"
"Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open."
Sometime later the resident called back. "Did you get rid of it?" asked the dispatcher.
"No," replied the caller. "Now I have two skunks in there!"
臭 鼬
“我們的地下室裡有一隻臭鼬，”打電話的人對警察排程員尖叫道。“我們怎樣才能把它弄出來?”
“弄一些麵包屑，”排程員說，“從地下室往外鋪一條小道直到後院。然後將地下室的.門開啟。”
一段時間後，那位居民又將電話打了回來。“你們將它弄出來了嗎?”排程員問。
“沒有，”打電話的人答道，“現在那兒有兩隻臭鼬了。”
很好笑的英文笑話二：THOSE NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY PETS
A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack". The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another".
The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says "Another".
As the bartender pours the third glass he says, "Mister you drink like you have a problem. Want to talk about it?"
The man says, "Ten years, ten years I've been married to my wife, and today I go home a little early to surprise her, and I find my best friend, MY BEST FRIEND, in bed having sex with her."
The bartender says "Geez, what did you say."
The man says " I told him, BAD DOG! BAD DOG!"
很好笑的英文笑話三：上帝曾經答應我
Once God came up to me and granted me a wish. I asked for world peace. That's impossible, he said.
Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, Let me try world peace.
有一次上帝來到我面前答應了我一個願望。我說我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他說。
然後我請讓你變聰明。他說：“你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧。”
很好笑的英文笑話四：The Blind and the Blond
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."