從前有個妻子醋勁很大。一天晚上丈夫回家，她沒有從他衣服上找到頭髮，於是大叫：好啊，現在你開始和禿頭的女人騙我了! 更多英語笑話盡在應屆畢業生笑話網。
釣魚：Fishing
Fishing
Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them.
On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, Do you realize that this one fish we caught cost us almost $2,000?
Wow! Larry said, It's a good thing we didn't catch any more.
釣魚
拉里和哈里驅車500英里去釣魚。兩人花了一大筆錢租了一間小屋，又花了差不多同樣的錢租了一條船。兩人釣了三天，只釣到一條魚。
在回家的'路上，拉里開車，哈里撥弄著計算器。一小時後，哈里說：你可知道我們釣的這條魚幾乎用掉我們2000美元?
哇!拉里應答：幸虧我們沒有多釣到魚。
單簧管：Clarinet
Clarinet
When I played with a symphony orchestra, our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board, and which had to be shipped as luggage. A cellist was dismayed to find that his delicate, expensive wood instrument was consigned to the rougher handling and cold temperatures of the baggage hold.
He neatly solved the problem. Cello in hand, he approached the flight attendant at the gate and asked, May I bring my clarinet on board? Scanning her list, she replied, Clarinets are okay. Have a good trip, and, smiling, waved him on.
單簧管
我在一個交響樂團演奏時，我們樂團與一家大航空公司達成協議，哪些樂器可以帶上飛機，哪些樂器要作為行李託運。一個大提琴手驚愕地發現他那精緻、昂貴的木質樂器竟要託運，經受行李艙內的低溫以及野蠻的裝缷。
他乾淨利落地解決了這個問題。他手裡拿著大提琴，走到門口的空中小姐跟前，問道：我可以將我單簧管帶上飛機嗎?她檢視了一下單子，答道，單簧管可以。祝你旅途愉快。然後微笑著揮手讓他進去了。
吃醋的妻子：A Jealous Wife
A Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night
and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, Great, so now you’
re cheating on me with a bald woman!
The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by
saying, She’s not only bald, but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume!
吃醋的妻子
從前有個妻子醋勁很大。一天晚上丈夫回家，她沒有從他衣服上找到頭髮，於是大叫：好啊，現在你開始和禿頭的女人騙我了!
第二天晚上，她沒有從丈夫衣服上聞到香水味，於是又大叫：她不但是個禿頭，而且很窮酸，連香水都不買。