1、 "Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."
"Yours?Can you prove it?"
"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"請原諒,你佔了我的位置."
"你的位置?你能徵明這點嗎?"
"能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."
2、Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost
my precious little dog!
布朗夫人：哦，親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an
advertisement in the papers!
史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的'小狗不認識字。”
3、Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
傑克騎車摔傷,得住院治療.一位年輕美貌的護士拿著表格讓填.仞傑克填好遞上表格"還有什麼漏填的?"護士問. "有!"傑克想了想說,"我是個單身漢."
4、Wife:You rding to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子:你看這張報紙,據統計,死於肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.
丈夫:那有什麼?據我調查,死於肝癌的人100%都吃飯的.