A New Employee Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. What is the meaning of this? the director asked. When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we discover this is the first job you ever held. Well, the young man said, in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.
高中英文笑話二：
One real manThe ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely(嚴格地，嚴厲地) he asked all the men who obeyed their wives' directions and counsel(勸告，建議) to step to the left side of the hall. All the men did so but one little man who moved to the 's good to see, said the king, that we have one real man in the kingdom. Tell these chickenhearted(膽小的) dunces(傻瓜) why you alone among them stand on the right side of the Majesty, came the reply in a squealing voice, it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds.
高中英文笑話三：
Clean Glass Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. They found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches. Good afternoon, gentlemen. What can I get you? The man behind the bar asked. Joe looked at Fred and said, Beer, I think. Yes, a pint of beer each. Is that all right for you, Fred? Yes, that's all right. Fred said. Then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, And I want it in a clean glass! Don't forget that. The man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to Joe and Fred. Then he said. Which of you asked for the clean glass?