無厘頭笑話,故意將一些毫無聯絡的'事物現象等進行莫名其妙組合串聯或歪曲,以達到搞笑或諷刺目的的方式。下面帶來校園英語笑話,一起去看看吧!
校園英語笑話【1】
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
校園英語笑話【2】
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
校園英語笑話【3】
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
校園英語笑話【4】
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O