校園英語笑話

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無厘頭笑話,故意將一些毫無聯絡的'事物現象等進行莫名其妙組合串聯或歪曲,以達到搞笑或諷刺目的的方式。下面帶來校園英語笑話,一起去看看吧!

校園英語笑話

校園英語笑話【1】

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

校園英語笑話【2】

Teacher: How old is your father?

Kid: He is 6 years.

Teacher: What? How is this possible?

Kid: He became father only when I was born.

校園英語笑話【3】

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

校園英語笑話【4】

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O