1、"Why is it that three of our four children have black hair but little Jim is a blond? Whose child is Jim?"
"I can't tell you the truth," said his wife after a long pause. "it would hurt you too much."
"Oh, don't be ridiculous," he insisted. "I don't mind who the father is. I'm just curious."
The wife ffinally confessed. "Well, if you really want to know, Jim is your child."
"為什麼我們四個孩子中，三個是黑頭髮，而小吉姆卻是金色頭髮?吉姆是誰的孩子?"
“我不能告訴你，”他妻子停了許久才說，“那會傷害你太深。”
“ 哦，別無聊了，”他堅持著，“我不在乎他的`父親是誰,只是好奇而已。”
妻子最後承認了。“好吧，如果你真想知道的話，吉姆是你的孩子。”
2、5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something.
Father: "I’m so tired, if you praise me twice, I’ll Be fresh."
Daughter: "Lao Zheng!"
Dad: "hey!"
Daughter: "your chick looks really nice ah ......"
5歲的女兒讓老爸幫她做某事。
老爸：“爸爸很累啦，你誇我兩句吧，你誇我兩句我就又有勁了。”
女兒：“老鄭!”
老爸：“哎!”
女兒：“你家妞妞長得可真漂亮啊……”
3、A man was a butterfingers. He had been suffering from unemployment for months.
At last he found a job in a chinaware house. He had worked only a few days when he dropped a large vase.
The manager summoned him to the office and told him that money would be deducted from his wages every week until the vase was paid for. He asked: "How much did it cost?" "Five hundred dollars." said the manager. "Oh, that's wonderful," he said happily, "I'm so happy that I have got a steady job at last."
有一個人很粗心，老是打爛東西。他已失業好幾個月了。
最後他在一個瓷器店找到了一個工作。可是才幹了幾天，他就打爛了一個很大的花瓶。
經理把他到辦公室去，告訴他每個星期都要扣他的工錢，直到賠償夠了為止。他就問：“那個花瓶值多少錢?”經理說：“值500美元。”他很高興地說：“啊!太妙了，我非常高興，終於有個穩定的工作啦。”