英語笑話1
Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?
老師：湯姆!約翰!你倆今天為什麼遲到了!
Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.
湯姆：老師，我一直在找我丟失的一美元硬幣。
Teachear: John, what about you?
老師：那麼你呢，約翰?
John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.
約翰：老師，我不能動啊，我把他的硬幣藏腳底下了。
英語笑話2
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
老師：你父親有沒有幫著你做作業?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
學生：沒有，他是獨立完成的。
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
老師：西印度群島有哪些產物?
Student: I don't know.
學生：我不曉得。
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
老師：怎麼會不知道，你每天吃的糖哪兒來的?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
學生：鄰居家借的`。
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