I wish I were A Newspaper
Wife talking to her husband, who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.
妻子對每天都讀報紙的丈夫說，“我希望我是一份報紙，這樣我整天都能在你手中”。
丈夫回答：“我也希望如此，這樣我每天都能換你了。”