Always Thirsty 總感到口渴
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
一個男人對他的.朋友說：“我動了一次手術，手術後醫生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體裡了。”
"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
“真是太糟糕了!”朋友說道：“你覺得疼嗎?”
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”
Two Birds 兩隻鳥
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
老師： 這兒有兩隻鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子，哪隻是麻雀嗎?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老師：請說說看。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。