英語笑話大全 下載一：
Jimmy and Tommy went off on their bikes for a picnic in the had one bottle of lemonade between then. Jimmy went to explore while Tommy unpacked the food. When he returned, he found the bottle was empty."Hey!" he exclaimed crossly. "Half of that was mine!""I know," said Tommy, "but I was thirsty, and as my half was at the bottom of the bottle I had to drink through yours to get to it."
英語笑話大全 下載二：
Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was her: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.
老師：1809年發生了什麼重大事件?小威利：亞伯拉罕林肯誕生。老師：正確。那麼1812年發生了什麼重要事件呢?小威利：亞伯拉罕林肯過他的三週歲生日。
英語笑話大全 下載三：
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt y: That's too bad. How did that happen?Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒?約翰尼：我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。