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精彩英語笑話大全笑破你的肚子(一)
錢不用找了
Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks were selling for ten or 15 cents each.
在教堂的義賣市上賣舊書時，我與一名準備買東西的顧客發生了一場爭論。他對購買袖珍奧金.納什集頗感興趣，但是說它要三十五美分開價過高。其它的平裝書每本才賣十或十五美分。
I pointed out that the book was in good condition. Nash was a fun poet, and it was for a good cause. He said it was a matter of principle. Ultimately, I agreed to sell him the book for 15 cents. Triumphant, he paid with a $10 bill. "Keep the change," he said.
大的美女編輯們我指出這本書儲存狀況頗好，納什是個有趣的詩人，這個要價是合理的。他說這是個原則問題。最終，我同意以十五美分的價格將這本書賣給他。他得意洋洋，拿出一張十美元的票子付帳。“零錢不用找了。”他說。
精彩英語笑話大全笑破你的肚子(二)
是speak還是spell?
剛來加拿大的時候去買快餐，英文很爛我就說i want combo one,(大號的)後來那個人又說了一大堆英文問我要洋蔥cheese(乳酪)麼之類的?我聽不懂就一個勁說i want combo one,
後來我看見那個人像中國人，我就直接問他Can you spell Chinese? (你能拼寫中文嗎?)
然後那個人鬱悶了好久我為啥問他能能拼chinese..
後來才發現是speak不是spell............
精彩英語笑話大全笑破你的肚子(三)
2加4也得6
George comes from school on the first of September.
9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裡。
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?” 媽媽問。
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
“媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。”