醉漢的幽默
Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table.
Husband: Really? Then don't believe anything said by a drunken person. By the way, what did I say to you?
Wife: I love you, dear.
妻子：親愛的，你昨晚看上去真的醉了，飯桌上老嘮叨一件事。
丈夫：真的嗎?千萬別信一個醉漢說的話，對了，我都說了什麼?
妻子：我愛你，親愛的。
音樂家最重要的生理素質
In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?"
"To be deaf," replied the boy.
"Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.
"Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.
在一次音樂學院的入學考試中，老師問其中一個男孩：“音樂家最重要的.生理素質是什麼?”
“耳聾，”男孩答道。
“胡說!”老師氣憤地說。
“怎麼了，先生!難道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音樂家貝多芬是個聾子嗎?”男孩輕蔑地反問道。
聰明的馬
There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing, and his horse immediately galloped five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.
"That's a pretty smart horse," the farmer's friend later observed.
"Well, he's not really so smart," the farmer said. "The doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"
一位農夫在犁田時，不慎跌倒摔傷了屁股，他的馬立即飛奔到五哩外最近的小鎮，載了一位醫生回來。
一個朋友看到後便誇讚說：“你這匹馬真是聰明!”
農夫說：“也沒有你想的那麼聰明啦!它帶來的是一位獸醫!”
饑荒可能是你造成的
A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.
"From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."
"Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."
在旅館大廳裡，一個非常瘦的人遇到了一個非常胖的人。
胖子說：“看你的樣子，可能有過饑荒。”
“是的，”瘦子回答說，“看你的樣子，饑荒可能是你造成的。”