英語笑話之不交作業的理由

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The top five most popular tech-related reasons for not doing homework

英語笑話之不交作業的理由

五個不做作業最流行的科技藉口

My computer crashed and I lost it。

電腦宕機了,我做的作業(因沒有儲存)丟失了。

I finished my homework but then I deleted it by accident。

雖然我已經完成了作業,但後來不小心把它刪除了。

I could not print it out。

印表機壞了,作業打不出來。

My internet was down so I could not do any research。

網斷了,我沒法上網查資料。

I lost my laptop。

我找不到膝上型電腦了。

Worst tech-related excuses


  史上最強科技藉口

My dad's computer was hacked by the Russians and they stole my homework。

我爸爸的電腦被俄羅斯黑客入侵,他們偷走了我的作業。

A burglar stole my printed-out homework along with the computer。

有個賊把我列印好的'作業連同電腦一齊偷走了。

The PC exploded when our dog went to the toilet on it。

我家的狗狗把電腦當廁所,結果把電腦弄炸了。

I accidentally tipped a bottle of cider over the computer and it broke。

我不小心把一杯蘋果汁灑在電腦上,電腦就壞了。

Worst non-tech excuses


  史上最強非科技藉口

My mum put my homework in the washing machine, and then burnt it as she tried to iron it dry。

媽媽把我的作業放進了洗衣機,而後她想把作業熨幹,但卻把它燒燬了。

The wind blew my homework into a pond, and then a swan ate it。

一陣風把我的作業吹到池塘裡,而後它被天鵝吃掉了。

My brother drove off with my homework in his lorry, and then he lost it in France。

我哥哥開著貨車連帶著我的作業一齊走了,而後就把作業落在了法國。