英語笑話之愚蠢的問題

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英語笑話之愚蠢的問題

Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the time, please?"

After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here." Then he did so.

“Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time," he thought happily.

But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, "Is that clock right?”

愚蠢的'問題

丹在一個大城市的某個俱樂部當守門人。每天都有數千人經過他的門口,而且許多人都會停下來問他:“請問現在幾點?”

幾個月後,丹想:“我不想再回答這些蠢人提出的問題了,我要去買一隻大鐘,把它掛在這兒的牆上。”於是他買了一隻鍾,把它掛在了牆上。

“現在人們總不會再停下來問我時間了。”他高興地想。

可是打那以後,每天仍有許多人停下來,看看鐘,然後問丹:“這鐘準嗎?”