看一些英語笑話，能讓我們在學到英語知識的同時，也能變得開心，以下是本站笑話網為大家準備的有趣精彩英語笑話，一起來爆笑吧!
有趣精彩英語笑話(一)
Son： Mum ,if someone broke your best. vase what would you do?
兒子：媽媽，如果有人打碎了你最好的花瓶，你會怎麼辦?
Mum： I'd spank him and send him to bed without any supper!
媽媽：我要揍他，還不讓他吃晚飯就去睡覺!
Son： Well,you' d better get the slipper. Dad's just broken it !
兒子：好了，你準備好拖鞋吧，爸爸剛把那隻花瓶摔碎了。
有趣精彩英語笑話(二)
Student A: When do people talk least?
學生甲: 人們在什麼時候說話最少?
Student B: In February.
學生乙: 在二月。
Student A: Why?
學生甲: 為什麼呢?
Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.
學生乙: 因為二月是一年中最短的一個月。
有趣精彩英語笑話(三)
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one，by his Mum. "Share them with your sister."she said.
媽媽給了哈里兩個蘋果，一個大點兒，另一個小點兒。“跟妹妹分著吃。”媽媽說。
So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started tucking into the large one.
所以，哈里就把小個兒的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個大個兒的。
"Cor! said his sister, "If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.”
“哼，”妹妹說，“如果媽媽給了我，我會把大的.給你，把小的留給我自己的。”
"Well,"said Harry，"that's what you've got,so what are you worrying about?"
“對呀，”哈里說，“你拿到的不就是小的嗎?那你還著什麼急呀?”