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英語笑話逗趣笑翻你(一)
母親最知情
Conversation between mother and child:
以下是毋親和孩子的`對話:
"Can I have a chocolate-chip cookie?"
“我能吃塊巧克力甜餅嗎?”
"How do you ask?"
“你怎麼說話呢?”
"May I have a chocolate-chip cookie?"
“您能讓我吃塊巧克力甜餅嗎?"
"What do you say?"
“你說什麼?”
"May I please have a chocolate-chip cookie?"
“請您允許我吃塊巧克力甜餅吧?”
"No. It's too close to supper."
“不行，馬止就要吃晚飯了。”
英語笑話逗趣笑翻你(二)
During the computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talkingto the girl sitting behind him.
"I was just asking her a question, " the boy said.
"If you have a question, ask me," the teacher replied.
"OK," the boy answered. "Do you want to go out with me Friday night?"
“我只不過問她一個問題。”男生說。
“如果你有問題，問我好了。”老師說道。
“那好吧，”這個男生說，“週五晚上你願意和我一起出去嗎?”
英語笑話逗趣笑翻你(三)
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"
一天，有一個城市裡的遊客來到一個小鄉村，在鄉間路上開著車，想看看農莊是什麼樣子，也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城裡人看見一位農夫在宅後的草地上，手中抱著一頭豬，並把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城裡人對農夫說，"我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費時間嗎?"那位農夫回答說，"時間對豬有什麼意義?"