幽默寓於笑話之中，它是笑話的精料，智慧之所在。以下是小編準備的逗趣英語笑話帶翻譯，一起來爆笑吧!
逗趣英語笑話帶翻譯(一)
A Bad Impression
My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often tell our children about our working days. It wasn't clear how much they absorbed until one day I overheard my seven-year- old, Lucy, cry out in frustration at her five-year-old sister, Charlotte, "You, you... you editor!"
壞印象
我丈夫和我都是作家。晚夕談話中，我們經常給孩子們談到我們的工作。沒人清楚他們聽懂了多少。直到有一天，我偶然聽到七歲的女兒盧希煩惱地向她五歲的`妹妹喊道：“你，你----你這個編輯!”
逗趣英語笑話帶翻譯(二)
What did you buy……
Just back from the grocery store, I was unpacking mypurchases when my 15-year-old son walked into kitchen. “What didyou buy that’s good to eat?”
“Lots,” I answered. “Grapes, oranges,apples——”
“Let me ask itdifferent way，Mom,”he broke in. “What did you buy that’s bad to eat?”
——Marcia Levy(Girard，Ohio)
你都買了些什麼……
我剛從食品店回來，取出所賣的東西，15歲的兒子走進廚房問：“你都買了些什麼好吃的?”
“許多呢。”我回答，“葡萄、桔子、蘋果——”
“讓我用另一種方式問你，媽咪。”他打斷了我，“你都買了些什麼難吃的東西?”
——瑪西婭.利維(吉拉德，俄亥俄州)
逗趣英語笑話帶翻譯(三)
He Was Only Wrong by Two
Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren‘t always smart enought to be accepted by the college.
One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination. "Well," the dean said after some persuasion, "I‘d better ask him a few questions first."
Then he turned to the student and asked him some very easy questions, but the student didn‘t know any of the answers.
At last the dean said, "Well, what‘s five times seven?"
The student thought for a long time and then answered, "Thirty-six."
The dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair, but the coach said earnestly, "Oh, please let him in, sir! He was only wrong by two."
傑克霍金斯是美國一所學院的橄欖球隊教練，他竭力想物色好球員。但是好球員學業不行，院方不願錄取。
有一天，教練帶著一位優秀的年輕球員去見院長，希望院方同意他免試入學。經過一番勸說後院長說：“那我最好先問問他幾個問題。”
然後他轉向學生，問了幾個非常簡單的問題。可是那個學生一個也答不上來。
最後院長說：“那麼，五乘七得多少?”
學生想了很久，然後回答說：“三十六。”
院長攤開雙手失望地看了看教練。可是教練認真地說，“噢，錄取他吧，先生。他的答案只比正確答案多二。”