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雙語帶翻譯英語笑話(一)
Only one piece of meat 只有一塊肉
Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.
Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.
顧客：服務員，我盤子裡怎麼只有一塊肉?
服務員：先生，請稍候，我去把它切成兩塊。
雙語帶翻譯英語笑話(二)
The Perfect Son 完美的兒子
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
A：我有一個很完美的兒子。
B：他抽菸嗎?
A：不抽。
B：他喝威士忌酒嗎?
A：不喝。
B：他會不會很晚回家?
A：不會。
B：我想你確實有一個完美兒子。那他多大了?
A：下個星期三就滿6個月了。
雙語帶翻譯英語笑話(三)
Is that clock right? 這鐘準確嗎?
Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, What's the time, please?
After a few months, Dan said to himself, I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here. Then he did so.
Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time, he thought happily. But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, Is that clock right?
丹在一個大城市的某個俱樂部當守門人。每天都有數千人經過他的.門口，而且許多人都會停下來問他:請問現在幾點?
幾個月後，丹想：我不想再回答這些蠢人提出的問題了，我要去買一隻大鐘，把它掛在這兒的牆上。於是他買了一隻鍾，把它掛在了牆上。
現在人們總不會再停下來問我時間了。他高興地想。可是打那以後，每天仍有許多人停下來，看看鐘，然後問丹：這鐘準嗎?