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高冷英語笑話帶翻譯一：死後重生Life After Death
Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.
中文翻譯：
“你相信人死後仍有生命嗎?”老闆問他的一個員工。
“是的，先生。”這個新員工回答說。
“哦，那麼，這樣說來一切就很正常了，” 老闆繼續說，“在你今早離開，去參加你奶奶的葬禮，她來看你了。”
高冷英語笑話帶翻譯二：Father's Things
When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening.
Mr. Howard did not like this, and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his things.
One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out, his father stopped him in the hall. He looked at Tom's clothes very carefully.
Then he said angrily, "Isn't that one of my ties, Tom?"
"Yes, Father, it is," answered Tom.
"And that shirt's mine too."
"Yes, that's yours too," answered Tom.
"And you're wearing my belt!" said Mr. Howard.
"Yes, I am, Father," answered Tom. "You don't want your trousers to fall down, do you?"
父親的東西
湯姆.霍德華十七歲的'時候，長得和父親一樣高了，於是當他晚上和朋友一起出去時，就開始借父親的衣服穿。
霍德華先生可不喜歡這樣，當他發現他的兒子穿他的衣服時，總是非常生氣。
一天晚上，湯姆下樓準備出去，父親在門廳裡攔住了他。他細細打量著湯姆的穿著。
然後他氣呼呼地說：“湯姆，那不是我的一條領帶嗎?”
湯姆回答說：“是的，父親，是你的領帶。”
“還有那襯衫也是我的。”
“是的，襯衫也是你的。”湯姆回答說。
“還有呢，你連皮帶也用我的。”霍德華先生說。
“是的，父親，”湯姆回答說，“你不願意讓你的褲子掉下來吧?”
高冷英語笑話帶翻譯三：電話號碼是什麼
Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.
"You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the line, right?" he began. The children nodded yes. "Well, talking to God is
like talking on the telephone. He's on the other end, but you can't see him. He is listening though."
Just then a little boy piped up and asked, "What's his number?"
在電話中交談
每個星期天牧師都會把孩子們叫到教堂前面，然後給他們講一個故事。一天，他為了更好地闡述祈禱的含義，帶來了一臺電話機。
“你們和別人在電話裡交談，並沒有看到電話線另一端的人，對嗎?”他開始問道。孩子們點頭稱是。“好的，和上帝交談就象通過電話交談一樣。他就在另一端，雖然你看不見他，但是他正在聆聽你的心聲。”
就在這時，一個小男孩尖著嗓子問道：“那他的電話號碼是什麼?”
高冷英語笑話帶翻譯四："Pull over" and "pull-over"
A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!"
警察看到一個女人一邊開車一邊織毛衣。警察走近她，說道：“把車貼邊。”
"No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"
女人說：“不是，是一雙襪子!”