笑話是一種能讓人開心的藝術語言，今天本站笑話欄目準備了帶翻譯趣事英語笑話，一起來爆笑吧!
帶翻譯趣事英語笑話(一)
A young girl was asked by her mother, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The girl replied, "I want to be an old maid."
Her mother was surprised to hear that, and said, "Oh,dear, why?" The girl said, "I don't think I would like to kiss a man so many times and to tell him he handsome every time. I will get bored. I like to go shopping, so I'd rather earn money to buy things for myself."
一個少女的母親問她：“你長大後想幹什麼呀?”少女說：“我想做個老姑娘。”
她的母親聽到這話感到非常驚訝。她說：“啊，親愛的，這是為什麼呀?”少女說：“我覺得我不會老是要去親一個男人，而且每次還要說他很帥。我會感到厭倦的。我喜歡逛商店，所以我寧願去賺錢給自己買東西。”
帶翻譯趣事英語笑話(二)
三字經不可以翻為英文!!!(爆笑!!!)
人之初：At the beginning of life.
(英翻中:生命的`起初)
性本善：Sex is good.
(白話文:性是美好的)
性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.
(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴)
習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
(英翻中:但還是得依照個人的喜好而為之)
苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.
(英翻中:若你不隨時勤練精進)
性乃遷：Sex will leave you.
(英翻中:性將遠離你的生活)
教之道：The way of learning it..
(英翻中:學習性的指導原則)
貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person..
(英翻中:最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只能對一個人)
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.
(英翻中:曾經有一個偉大的教母:孟母)
擇鄰處：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
(英翻中:為孩子選最佳性行為示範的鄰居為鄰,避免壞的性示範而影響小朋友的身心健康)
子不學：If you don t study hard,.
(英翻中:再次叮嚀,你若再不刻苦勤學....)
斷機杼：Your Dick will bee useless.
(英翻中:你的雞雞就從此報廢掉)
竇燕山 ：Dou, the Famous.
(英翻中:竇先生,名人)
有義方 ：owned a very effective exciting medicine.
(英翻中:他有一帖非常讚的藥方)
教五子 ：All his five son took it.
(白話文:生出來的五個男孩全靠這一帖)
帶翻譯趣事英語笑話(三)
Witty Hare can run very fast.
機靈的兔子跑得很快。
One day when he gets home. He sees a rat. The rat is jumping down his window.
一天，它回到家的時候看見一隻老鼠。這隻老鼠正從它家的窗戶跳下去。
“Oh. A thief!” Witty Hare shouted and catches the rat, “You can’t run faster then me.”
“啊!賊!”機靈兔子喊著追過去。 “你跑不過我的!”
Soon Witty Hare catches up with the rat, and the rat is left behind.
不一會它追上了老鼠，還把老鼠丟在後面。
“I must run away,” the rat says and laughs, “He is so silly.”
“我得趕緊逃。”老鼠竊笑著說：“這傢伙真笨。”
Witty Hare goes on running. A sheep sees him and asks him, “What a re you doing?”
機靈兔子繼續跑著。一隻綿羊看到了就問它：“你在幹什麼?”
“I’m catching the thief.” Witty Hare says.
“我在追賊。”機靈兔子說。
“Thief? Where’s the thief?” the sheep fells surprised.
“賊?賊在哪裡啊?”綿羊感到奇怪。
“He's behind me,”Witty Hare says proudly.
“它在我後面呢。”機靈兔子自豪地說著。