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Made in Japan!
一位來自日本的旅客，坐計程車去機場的路上，看到一輛汽車經過，就說：“oh，TOKOTA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”又有一輛經過，他又說： “oh，NISSAN!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”司機有點不高興，覺得他太吵了!當第三輛經過時，他還是說：“oh，HONDA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
後來到了機場，那個日本人就問：“How Much?”計程車司機說：“1000!”
日本人驚奇的'問司機：“為什麼那麼貴?”計程車司機回答說：“oh，mileometer(計 程表)!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
I you she
Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.
彼得是個聰明的孩子。在學校的第一天，他學了三個詞：我，你，她。老師教他如何用這三個詞造句子。老師說：我，我是你的老師;(然後指著一個女孩)她，她是你的同學;你，你是我的學生。
When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student. His father got angry and said, I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.
彼得回到家裡，爸爸問他學了什麼。彼得馬上說：我，我是你的老師;(然後指著他的媽媽)她，她是你的同學;你，你是我的學生。他的爸爸聽了非常生氣，說：我，我是你的爸爸;(然後指著他的妻子)她，她是你的媽媽;你，你是我的兒子。
The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. Yes, he said proudly, I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.
第二天，老師問彼得是否用心學那三個詞了。是的，彼得自豪地說，我，我是你的爸爸;(然後指著一個女孩)她，她是你的媽媽;你，你是我的兒子。