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英文笑話小故事帶翻譯(一)
visual training
視力訓練
the squad(班，小隊) were having "visual training". one smart recruit(新兵，招募) was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway(遙遠的，恍惚的.) that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly(迅速地) the recruit replied：
班裡正在進行“視力訓練”。一個聰明伶俐的新兵被班長叫出來數遠處曠野上採掘隊的人數。採掘隊在很遠的地方，那些人看起來只是一些小點兒。但是這個新兵毫不猶豫地回答。
"sixteen men and a sergeant(中士，軍士) , sir."
“十六個兵外加一箇中士，長官。”
"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"
“正確，可是你怎麼知道那兒有一箇中士?”
"he's not doing any digging, sir."
“他不幹活，長官。”
英文笑話小故事帶翻譯(二)
I'd rather buy a gift
我寧願買一件禮物
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。“沒關係”，他說，“我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順”。媽媽沉思片刻後回答說，“我寧願給你買一件禮物”。
英文笑話小故事帶翻譯(三)
mark twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in tarry town.
在特里鎮，馬克.吐溫有一次去一位鄰居那兒借本書。
"may i borrow a book from you?" he asked politely.
“我可以向您借本書嗎?”他禮貌地問道。
"yes, you're more than welcome to it," the neighbour told him.
“當然，非常樂意，”鄰居告訴他，
"but i must ask you to read it here. you know i make a rule never to let any book go out of my library."
“但我要求你在這兒讀。你知道我有一條規定，那就是決不讓一本書拿出我的圖書室。 ”
some days later the neighbour wished to borrow twain's machine for cutting grass in the garden.
幾天後，這位鄰人想從吐溫那兒借臺割草機。
"why, certainly," twain told him, "you're more than welcome to it. but i must ask you to use it here. you know that i make it a rule never to let it go out of my garden."
“噢，當然，”吐溫告訴他，“非常樂意借給你。但我要你在這兒用。你知道我從來不允許它拿出我的花園。”