帶翻譯英語笑話故事

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帶翻譯英語笑話故事

Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?

Jimmy: I don’t know...

Teacher: Correct.

很對

教師:吉米,學生在學校裡經常用的三個字是什麼?

吉米:不知道……

老師:很對。

Who do you think you are?

The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.

“It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?”

“I am the driver.” he said.

你以為你是誰?

公共汽車上很擠,當又一個人還是試圖上車時,乘客們不讓他上。

“車上太擠了,”他們喊道,“你以為你是誰?”

“我是司機!”他說。

To Buy a Video

Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.

"I’m afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother.

But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

"How on earth did you pay for that?" gasped his mother.

"Easy, Mum." replied Amos, "I sold the television!"

買錄影機

艾莫斯問媽媽他們是否能買一臺錄影機。

”恐怕我們還買不起,“媽媽嘆息著說。

可第二天當艾莫斯回來時,他搖搖晃晃地搬著一臺全新的錄影機。

”你究竟是哪兒來的錢買這東西?“媽媽大吃一驚,喘著氣說。

”媽媽,這簡單,“ 艾曼斯回答。”我把電視機給賣了!"