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短篇英語笑話故事帶翻譯篇一：誰是第一個男人
a teacher said to her class：“who was the first man?”
有個老師問班上的學生：“誰是第一個男人?
“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly."
喬治·華盛頓，”一個小男孩當即叫道。
“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.
“你怎麼知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個男人呢?”老師問道，寬容地微笑著。
“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”
小男孩說：“因為他是戰時第一，和時第一，國人心中第一。”
but at this point a larger boy held up his hand.
這時一個大點兒的.男孩舉起手來。
“well，”said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man?”
“那麼，”老師對他說，“你認為誰是第一個男人呢?”
“i don't know what his name was，”said the larger boy，“but i know it wasn't george washington，ma’am，because the history book says george washington married a widow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him.”
“我不知道他的名字，”大點兒的男孩說，“但我知道不是喬治·華盛頓，老師。因為歷史書上說，喬治·華盛頓娶了一個寡婦，所以在他前面肯定還有一個男人。
短篇英語笑話故事帶翻譯篇二：那個坑是我爸爸挖的
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. 維爾和比爾在爭吵，誰的爸爸是更強壯的一個。
Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ?
維爾說：“你知道太平洋嗎?
My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
那個坑是我爸爸挖的。”
Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing.
比爾不屑地說：“那沒什麼。
You know the Dead Sea ?
你知道死海嗎?
My father's the one who killed it!"
那是我爸爸打死的。”
短篇英語笑話故事帶翻譯篇三：這鐘準嗎?
Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city.
丹在一個大城市的某個俱樂部當守門人。
Everyday, thousands of people passed his door,
每天都有數千人經過他的門口，
and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the time, please?"
而且許多人都會停下來問他:“請問現在幾點?”
After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more.
幾個月後，丹想:“我不想再回答這些蠢人提出的問題了，
I'm going to buy a big clock
我要去買一隻大鐘，
and put it upon the wall here."
把它掛在這兒的牆上。
Then he did so.
於是他買了一隻鍾，把它掛在了牆上。
“Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time," he thought happily.“
現在人們總不會再停下來問我時間了。”他高興地想。
But after that, a lot of people stopped,
可是打那以後，每天仍有許多人停下來，
looked at the clock and then asked Dan, "Is that clock right?”
看看鐘，然後問丹:“這鐘準嗎?”
短篇英語笑話故事帶翻譯篇四：有你和我是候選人
The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.
As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon.
So, in a whisper, he asked the congregation.
"All who want to go to heaven, please rise."
Everyone got up except the snorer.
After whispering "Be seated", the minister shouted at the top of his voiced,
"All those who want to be with the devil, please rise."
Awaking with a start ， the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpi——
"Well, sir," he said, "I don't know what we're voting on,
but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it."
牧師非常生氣，因為總有一個人在他說教時打瞌睡。
一個星期天，正當坐在前排的那個人又在瞌睡時，牧師決定要好好教育他一下，
讓他不要再在佈道時睡覺。
於是他低聲對信徒們說：“想去天堂的人，都請站起來吧。”
所有的人都站了起來——
當然，除了那個打瞌睡的人。
在低聲說過請坐後，牧師高聲喊道：“想去下地獄的人請站起來!”
打瞌睡的人被這突然的喊叫聲驚醒了，他站了起來。
看到牧師高站在教壇上，正生氣的看著他。
這個人說道：“噢，先生，我不知道我們在選什麼，
但看上去只有你和我是候選人。”
短篇英語笑話故事帶翻譯篇五：醫生向母親索吻
during the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, i told him that mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. he then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.
醫生按期來探視我的老母。我告訴他母親不幾天就要慶祝她98歲的生日了。醫生聽了也很高興，為此，他彎下腰來親了她一下。然後他說不幾天他也要慶祝自己的生日，並要求她還他一個吻。
when he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "can you imagine, " she said. "seventy dollars and i had to kiss him too!
醫生走後，我母親厭惡地搖搖頭。“你能想象嗎，”她說，“付了他70元，我還得親他!”