Goldfish金魚
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold(矇眼睛) them!
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斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。
弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們?
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦?
斯丹：矇住它們的眼睛!
Where Am I 我在哪兒
An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" "Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."
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一個英國人在鄉下開車時迷了路，他看見一個農民正在附近的地裡幹活。於是他就把車開過去問那位農民：“勞駕，您能告訴我我現在這是在哪兒嗎?” “可以。”農夫奇怪地看了看他，然後說道：“你現在在你的車子裡，先生。”