When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tallas his father，so he began to borrow rd's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening. rd did not like this， and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his things. One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out， his father stopped him in the hall. He looked at Tom's clothes very carefully. Then he said angrily，“Isn't that one of my ties，Tom?” “Yes，Father，it is，”answered Tom. “And that shirt's mine too，isn't that one of my ties，Tom?” “Yes，that's yours too，”answered Tom. “And you're wearing my belt!” said rd. “Yes， I am， Father，”answered Tom.“You don't want your trousers to fall down， do you?”
聖誕節笑話英語二：
A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, "Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called. " "I didn't?" the doctor says." Then what are you doing out of bed?"
聖誕節笑話英語三：
A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans hired analysts to figure out what went wrong. They reported that the Japanese had one person managing and seven rowing, while the Americans had seven managing and only one rowing. The American company immediately restructured its team. Now they had one senior manager, six management consultants and one rower. In the rematch the Japanese won by two miles. So the American company fired the rower.