聖誕節英語笑話幽默一：
Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and I found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?" A tired voice called out, "Right near the end!"
就在我開始平安夜禱告時，教堂停電了。教堂裡的`接待人員和我找到一些蠟燭，把它們放在禮堂周圍。然後我重返講道壇，整理了一下筆記後，我說：“剛才我講到哪兒了?”傳來一陣不耐煩的聲音：“馬上就講完了!”
聖誕節英語笑話幽默二：
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
聖誕節來了，一位先生給他太太送的聖誕禮物是一個非常漂亮的鑽石戒子。
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
他朋友聽到他買這麼奢侈的禮物後，說到：“她不是想要輛四驅車嗎”。
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
先生答：“是啊，(可以買到假鑽石)，可去哪裡能買一輛假吉普車呢?”