Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of y: I think it's mine. I dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find y: But what I found was two y: Then I'm sure it's mine. It probably broke when it hit the sidewalk.
超搞笑英語笑話二：
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.
超搞笑英語笑話三：
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my er's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a le brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.