1
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎?
媽媽：當然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!
2
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
小男孩問他的父親：“爸爸，結婚要花多少錢?”
His father replied, "I don't know, son, because I'm still paying for it now."
他的父親回答說：“兒子，我不知道，因為我現在還在為它付賬呢。”
3
“閨女，香蕉用英語怎麼說? ”“banana!”
“蘋果呢?” “iPhone!”
“那大蘋果呢?” “iPad!”
4
Student A: When do people talk least?
Student B: In February.
Student A: Why?
Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.
學生甲：人們在什麼時候說話最少?學生乙：在二月。學生甲：為什麼呢?學生乙：因為二月是一年中最短的一個月。