Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling. But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
英語笑話大全簡短二:
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi(法師,教士) she had two final requests.
First, she wanted to be cremated(火葬) , and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.
"Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"
"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."
英語笑話大全簡短三:
On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young these for your wife, sir? she , I her birthday? she , I your anniversary?No, I said I pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, I hope she forgives you.