看一些英語笑話，既能讓我們掌握英語知識，也能開心，何樂而不為呢?今天我們就一起來看看英語小笑話精彩集錦吧!
英語小笑話精彩集錦【1】
why is he howling.
他為什麼喊
dentist: please stop howling. i haven't even touched your tooth yet.
牙醫：請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。
patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!
病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀!
英語小笑話精彩集錦【2】
who was the first man
誰是第一個男人
a teacher said to her class：
有個老師問班上的學生：
“who was the first man?”
“誰是第一個男人?”
“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly.
“喬治·華盛頓，”一個小男孩當即叫道。
“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.
“你怎麼知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個男人呢?”老師問道，寬容地微笑著。
“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”
小男孩說：“因為他是戰時第一，和時第一，國人心中第一。”
but at this point a larger boy held up his hand.
英語小笑話精彩集錦【3】
excuse for speeding
趕緊到達那裡
harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.
哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一輛警車攔住了他們。
"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
“你們為什麼開那麼快?”警官喊道。
"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!
“我們的`剎車不好，因此我們想在發生事故前趕緊到達目的地。”