笑一笑，十年少，笑話能排解我們的不開心，讓我們變得快樂，以下是本站笑話網為大家準備的帶翻譯經典的英語笑話，希望大家喜歡!
帶翻譯經典的英語笑話(一)
The winter will be cold or mild 今年冬天冷不冷
Indians ask their new chief whether the winter will be cold or mild. Since the young chief never learned the ways of his ancestors, he tells them to collect firewood, then he goes off and calls the National Weather Service.
"Will the winter be bad?" he asks.
"Looks like it," is the answer.
So the chief tells his people to gather more firewood. A week later, he calls again.
"Are you positive the winter will be very cold?"
"Absolutely."
The chief tells his people to gather even more firewood, then calls the Weather Service again: "Are you sure?"
"I'm telling you, it's going to be the coldest winter on record."
"How do you know?"
"Because the Indians are gathering firewood like crazy!"
印地安人問他們的新酋長，這個冬天是冷還是溫暖。這位年輕的酋長從沒學過祖先那些本領，他只好吩咐他們去撿木柴，然後自己走到一邊去給國家氣象局打電話。
“今年冬天會不會很冷?”他問。
“看上去是這樣的。”他得到這樣的回答。
於是酋長要求大家收集更多的木柴。一個星期後，他又打電話給國家氣象局。
“你確信今年冬天會很冷?”
“毫無疑問。”
酋長隨即要求族人撿更多的木柴，然後再次給國家氣象局打電話：“你肯定嗎?”
“我告訴你，那將是有史以來最寒冷的冬天。”
“你怎麼知道?”
“因為印第安人正發瘋似地撿木柴!”
帶翻譯經典的英語笑話(二)
Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night? Last winter she was knocked down by a snow plough.
你聽說過那個女孩嗎?她那麼擔心交通安全，總是在晚上穿著一身白衣服。去年冬天，她被一輛鏟雪車撞到了。
帶翻譯經典的英語笑話(三)
On my first day of classes at my university I took a front-row seat in my literature course. The professor told us we would be responsible for reading five books, and that he would provide us with a list of authors from which we could choose. Then he ambled over to the lectern(講臺), took out his class book and began, "Baker, Black, Brooks, Carter, Cook..." I was working feverishly to get down all the names when I felt a tap on my shoulder. The student in back of me whispered, "He's taking attendance."
大學的第一天，文學課我坐在了前排。教授告訴我們這學期必須得讀五本書，他提供我們可供選擇的作者名單。隨後他緩步走上講臺，拿出課本，“貝克、布萊克、布魯斯、卡特、庫克…”為了寫下所有的名字，我不得不瘋狂的作著記錄。這時有人輕輕的拍我肩膀，坐在我後面的學生悄悄告訴我：“他在點名呢。”