國小簡單的英文笑話一：
A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.
一位車上的列車員剛發出訊號讓火車啟動，這時他看見一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站臺上一節開啟的車廂門旁邊，跟車廂裡另一位漂亮姑娘在說話。
"Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!"
“快點，小姐!”他喊道：“請把門關上。”
"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.
“噢，我還沒有和妹妹吻別呢。”她回答道。
"You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."
“請把門關上好了，”列車員說：“其餘的.事由我負責。”
國小簡單的英文笑話二：
The wife says to the neighbor:" My husband has not returned all the night; I do not know where he went . It really gives me a hangup(難以擺脫的煩惱，焦慮)!"
An insider(知情人) says:" Let it be. Would you know where he went, I dare to say that you would be more anxious ."
妻子對鄰居說：“丈夫一晚上都沒回家，也不知道他幹什麼去了 ，真叫我著急!”
一個知情人說：“算了，你要知道他幹什麼去了，我敢說你會更著急。”
國小簡單的英文笑話三：
A stewardess (空中小姐) wore a sparkling gold necklace , a plane model as a drop, looking unique and professional. Detecting that somebody around was looking at her, she asked gracefully: “Is it pretty?” “Very pretty, but the airport looks more fascinating(迷人的).” The other party wisecracked(說俏皮話).
有位空姐帶著亮燦燦的金項鍊，項墜兒系一小飛機，顯得別緻而有職業特點。她發現有人在看，便大方地問了一句：“它漂亮嗎?”“漂亮極了，不過，飛機場更漂亮!”對方俏皮地說。