I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I’d know him anywhere," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我的衣兜裡
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡。他媽媽問,"發生了什麼事?“
”一個男孩咬了我一口，“伊凡說。
”再見到他時你能認出來嗎?"媽媽問。
“他走到哪裡我都能認出他，”伊凡說，“他的`耳朵還在我的衣兜裡呢。”
NOTE
recognize v.認出 realize v.認識到(某種事實等)
英語小笑話帶翻譯簡單二：
The Climate of New Zealand
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
Teacher: Wrong.
Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
紐西蘭的氣候
老師：馬修，紐西蘭的氣候怎麼樣?
馬修：先生，那裡的天氣很冷。
老師：錯了。
馬修：可是，先生!從那兒運來的豬肉都凍得硬邦邦的。
NOTE
frozen adj. freeze 的過去分詞
冰凍的, 凍僵的, 凍傷的
[美](事實真理等)不可推翻的
英語小笑話帶翻譯簡單三：
The Fourth Element
Teacher: What are the four element of nature?
Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...
Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?
Student: Soap!
第四元素
老師：自然界的四大元素是什麼?
學生：火、氣、和。。。和。。。
老師：和什麼?想一想， 你用什麼洗手的?
學生：肥皂。