Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
簡單英文笑話帶翻譯二：
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不夠君子
If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象漢子
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 誇她吧，說你欺騙
If you don't, you are good for nothing 不誇吧，說你笨蛋
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing 順她吧，說你氣管炎
If you don't, you are not understanding 不順吧，不善解人
If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' 太浪漫，疑你老練
If you don't you are half a man 太規矩，魅力不足
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 常看她，招她厭煩
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing 少去點，怨你獵豔
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 穿得好，說你花心
If you don't, you are a dull boy 邋遢些，缺個心眼
If you are jealous, she says it's bad 吃醋吧，你太狹隘
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her 大度點，說你不愛
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her 求歡吧，不夠尊重
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her 安分吧，不夠愛寵
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait 你晚了，她等得煩
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way 她晚了，女孩特權
簡單英文笑話帶翻譯三：
A Soldier's Brilliant Idea Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had been taken except for one. There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it. When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said, "This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you." Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit in. Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl during the whole trip.