In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing(吼叫)baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."
A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended(稱讚，表揚) for trying to soothe(安慰) your son, Albert."The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert.
一個人在超市裡推著購物車，一個小孩子在車裡不停的大吵大叫。推車的男人一直溫柔地念叨著：”別激動，阿爾伯特，別嚷出來，阿爾伯特，別叫，阿爾伯特，冷靜，阿爾伯特。"站在他旁邊的一位女士對他說道：“您能這樣安慰您的兒子阿爾伯特真的讓我們感到很不容易。”男人看著那位女士說：“太太，我是阿爾伯特。
英語笑話帶翻譯簡單的二：
A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break downconjugal(婚姻的) relation, even cause your wife to leave you… "A man shouts out at the news, "Give me another bottle of Brandy."
以戒酒為主題的演講比賽正在進行，一個演講者動情地說：“酒精可以破壞夫妻關係，甚至導致妻子離開自己的丈夫……”這時一個男人大聲喊：“再來一瓶白蘭地!”
英語笑話帶翻譯簡單的三：
At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital owner says, "Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate reward him or her."On hearing the news, another chap(小夥子，傢伙) shouts out:"
拍賣會上，有人的包丟了，裡面裝有重要檔案。物主說：“有誰揀到送還，我將拿出200美元以表酬謝。”話剛出口，就聽有人喊：“我出300美元。”