引導語：冷笑話不同於一般的笑話，以其獨特的制笑機制，能瞬間製造出一種特殊氛圍。小編整理了英語小笑話帶翻譯範本，歡迎閱讀!
英語小笑話帶翻譯篇一
我教老師
Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"
母親問她年幼的.兒子：“寶貝，今天老師教了你些什麼?”
"Nothing, Mum," answered the son proundly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."
兒子驕傲地說：“什麼都沒教，媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等於幾，我告訴她等於三。”
英語小笑話帶翻譯篇二
小妹妹
Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie?
保育員：約翰尼，你難道不喜歡你的小妹妹嗎?
Johnnie: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.
約翰尼：那倒不是。她要是個男孩就好了。威利有了一個新生的小妹妹，現在他該認為我又在學他的樣子了。
英語小笑話帶翻譯篇三
幸運的母親
A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.
一位年輕的母親認為，世界上還有許多受飢餓的人，浪費食物真不應該。有天晚上，在安排幼小的女兒睡覺之前，她給女兒喂夜宵。她先給她一片新鮮的黑麵包和黃油，但孩子說她不喜歡這樣吃。她還要一些果醬塗在麵包上。
Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, "When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.
母親看了女兒幾秒鐘，隨即說道，“露茜，當我像你一樣小的時候，總是吃麵包加黃油，或者麵包加果醬，從來沒有面包既加黃油又加果醬。”
Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, "Aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now?"
露茜看了母親一會兒，眼中露出憐憫的神情，然後她柔聲說：“您現在能跟我們生活在一起難道不感到高興嗎?”