簡單的英語笑話對話

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dding Feet to a Snake

簡單的英語笑話對話

One day, Mr. Lion holds a party. Many animals come and drink a lot of wine. At last there is a pot of wine. Who can drink it? They drink out an idea and decide to have a match-Draw a snake. If you finish first, you can get it.

Soon finishes drawing. “Yeah, I’ve finished. I’m No.1,” he says. But he draws again and says, “Oh, let me add feet and my snake.” At the time, Mr. Gorilla also finishes. He takes away the pot of wine and drinks, then he says, “That isn’t a snake. Snakes have no feet. I get the wine.”

畫蛇添足

一天, 獅子先生舉行一場聚會,許多動物都來了,他們喝很多酒。最後只剩一壺酒了。讓誰喝呢?它們想了想,有個主意。它們比賽畫蛇,誰最快畫好,誰就喝這壺酒。

不一會,狼先生畫好了。“哈,我畫好了,我是第一個。”它說。可是它又畫了起來,它還說:“再給它加幾隻腳吧。”這是猩猩先生也畫好了。它拿起那酒壺喝起來。一邊喝一邊說:“那不是蛇,蛇是沒有腳的,我贏了這壺酒。”

Adding Eyes to a Dragon

Mr. Li is a good painter. One day he draws a beautiful dragon without eyes.

Mr. Zhou looks at the picture and says, “The dragon has no eyes. It isn’t a good picture.”

But Mr. Li smiles and says, “If I add eyes to the dragon, it will fly away.”

Mr. Zhou shakes head and says, “You are boasting. I don’t believe you.”

Mr. Li isn’t angry. He holds the paintbrush and adds eyes to the dragon. Woe! The dragon really flies.

畫龍點睛

李先生是位很好的畫家。一天畫了一條栩栩如生的龍,但是這隻龍沒有眼睛。

周先生見了說:“這條龍沒有眼睛。這不算一張好畫。”

可是李先生笑著說:“如果我給它加上眼睛,它就會飛走了。”

周先生搖頭說:“你吹牛。我不相信。”

李先生也不生氣,只是拿起筆給龍點上眼睛。哇!龍真的飛走了。

I Made Granny Glad

A teacher is telling her students the importance of making others glad. “Now, children,” she says“Did you make someone else glad?”

“Please, teacher,” says a small boy, “I made someone glad yesterday.”

“Well done. Who was that?” The teacher says.

“My granny.” The boy says.

“Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad.” The teacher says.

“I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I’m going home.’ And she said, “well. I’m glad!”

我讓奶奶高興了

一位教師正在對學生將使人高興的重要性。“聽著,孩子們,”他說:“你們曾讓別人高興過嗎?”

“我,老師,”一個男孩子說,“昨天我就使別人高興過。”

“做得好。是誰呢?”老師說。

“我奶奶。”小男孩說。

好孩子。現在告訴我們,你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的?”老師問道。

“是這樣的,老師。昨天我去看她,在她那兒呆了3個小時。然後我對她說:“奶奶,我要回家了。”她說:“啊,我很高興。”