Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
雞蛋在哪裡?
老師：你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎?
學生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。
老師：“雞蛋”在哪?
學生：在蛋糕裡，先生
Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Man:He is really does do?
Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery
他真是一個大人物
小孩：我叔叔下面有1000個人。
男人：他真是一個大人物。他是幹什麼的?
小孩：墓地守墓人。
Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.
史密斯先生：服務員，我的湯裡有一隻死蒼蠅.
服務員：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被燙死的.
A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate.
Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have
a crush on someone else in the class, when they’re eight
or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-old
kid came back home and asked his father, “Father, is it
expensive to be married?” And the father said, “Yes, son,
it is very expensive.” So the son asked, “How much does it
cost?” And the father said, “I don’t know, son. I’m still paying.”
有個小孩愛上了另一個小孩，對方是學校的.同學。八歲或十歲左右的孩子有時會迷戀班上某個人，然後就以為自己戀愛了。因此這個八歲的小孩回家問他爸爸：「爸爸，結婚很花錢嗎?」爸爸說：「是啊，兒子，非常花錢。」兒子又問：「要花多少錢呢?」爸爸說：「我不知道，兒子，我到現在還一直在付錢啊!」