爆笑英語小笑話

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Two Pieces of Cake

爆笑英語小笑話

Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!

兩塊蛋糕

湯姆:媽媽,我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎?

媽媽:當然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧

It's not my fault

Mother (reprimanding訓斥,譴責 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.

Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.

不是我的.錯

媽媽(正教訓她的女兒):你不該拽貓的尾巴。

女兒:媽,我只是握著貓尾巴,它自己在拽。

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上,幼兒老師問學生的觀後感。班上最小的女孩說,她希望舞蹈演員可以長得更高一點兒,那麼他們就不用整天踮著腳尖了。