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短爆笑英語笑話篇一：3 Doctors At Heavans Gate 3位醫生在天堂門口
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked them why they should be let into heaven.
The first doctor said,″Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize for my work.″ St. Peter let him in.
The second doctor said, ″I haven't won any prizes, but I've started free clinics and helped those in need forfree.″ St. Peter let him in.
The third doctor said, ″I'm responsible for all the hospitals across the United States.″
St. Peter thought about it for a minute and said, ″OK,I'll let you in, but you will be responsible for your safety!″
3位醫生到了天堂。聖彼得問他們，為什麼他們能進入天堂。
第一個醫生回答因為我獲得過諾貝爾和平獎。聖彼得讓他進了天堂。
第二個醫生回答我沒得過什麼獎，但我開設過免費門診，免費治病。聖彼得讓他進了天堂。
第三個醫生回答我負責管理美國所有的醫院。
聖彼得思考了一分鐘，說，好吧，我讓你進去，但你要為自己的安全負責!
短爆笑英語笑話篇二：At Auction Fair 拍賣會上
At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document.
The owner says, "Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate reward him or her."
On hearing the news, another chap(小夥子，傢伙) shouts out:" I reward 300 dollars."
拍賣會上，有人的包丟了，裡面裝有重要檔案。物主說：“有誰揀到送還，我將拿出200美元以表酬謝。”
話剛出口，就聽有人喊：“我出300美元。”
短爆笑英語笑話篇三：I wasn't dead 我還沒死
A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead.
"Dead!" he exclaimed. "I wasn't dead. And I knew I wasn't, because my feet were cold and I was hungry."
"But how did that make you sure?"
"Well, I knew that if I were in heaven I shouldn't be hungry, and if I was in the other place my feet wouldn't be cold."
一個年輕人昏死了過去，但是當他的`朋友們要掩埋他的時候卻又甦醒過來。他的一個朋友問他死的感覺是怎樣的。
“死!”他喊道“我並沒有死，我知道我沒死，因為我的腳是涼的，而我又很餓。”
“你怎麼能肯定你沒死?”
“當然哪，我知道如果我上了天堂，我就不會覺得餓;如果我下到地獄，那我的腳就不會是涼的了。”
短爆笑英語笑話篇四：Problem with gas 放屁的問題
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted(放屁) at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly."
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses(鼻竇) , let's start working on your hearing."
有位小老太太去看醫生：“醫生，我有愛放屁的毛病。其實也不是大問題，只是我放屁不臭而且沒聲音。事實上，我在這裡已經放了20多個屁，但是你並不知道對吧，因為我的屁不臭，而且還沒聲音。”
醫生說：“好的，我明白了。吃這個藥片，一天三次連續吃七天，下星期你再來。”
一星期後老太太來了，“醫生，你到底給的我什麼藥，現在我放屁還是沒聲音，但是怎麼這麼臭!”
醫生說：“太好了!你的嗅覺正常了，現在開始治聽覺。”