看一些英語笑話，既能開心，也能學到英語知識，何樂而不為呢?今天我們就一起來看看簡短英語笑話爆笑吧!
簡短英語笑話爆笑(一)
I'm Trying to Stop It 我要把它堵在裡面
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"
"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子，你為什麼用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”
“沒有，老師。可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵裡進，一個耳朵裡出，所以我要把它堵在裡面。”
簡短英語笑話爆笑(二)
A great man 一名偉人
Teacher: Would Shakespeare1 be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會是一名偉人嗎?
學生：當然。因為到目前為止，還沒有人活到400多歲。
簡短英語笑話爆笑(三)
Expand and contract 熱脹冷縮
Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it to contract1. Now, can anyone give me a good example?
John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short.
老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理。現在，誰給我舉個例子?
約翰：嗯，在夏天天都長，在冬天天都短。