爆笑型英語笑話

1.半個還是十分之五Half or Five Tenths?

Half or Five Tenths?

Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?

Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.

Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.

Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.

半個還是十分之五

老師：你願意要半個柑橘，還是十分之五個柑橘?

傑拉得：我寧可要半個。

老師：仔細想想，說出理由來。

傑拉得：因為你如果把柑橘切成十分之五，那柑橘汁就損失太多了。

2. It's not my fault 不是我的錯

It's not my fault

Mother (reprimanding訓斥，譴責 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.

Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.

不是我的'錯

媽媽(正教訓她的女兒)：你不該拽貓的尾巴。

女兒：媽，我只是握著貓尾巴，它自己在拽。