最爆笑英語笑話一：
A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away.
Turning to her kittens, the cat said, You see how important it is to know a second language.
最爆笑英語笑話二：
Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child.
泰勒夫婦有一個七歲的兒子，名叫帕特。現在泰勒太太正懷著第二胎。
Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too.
帕特在別人家看見過小寶寶，他不太喜歡他們，所以他對自己家裡也將有一個小寶寶的訊息感到不悅。
One evening Mr. and Mrs. Taylor were making plans for the baby's arrival. This house won't be big enough for use all when the baby comes, said Mr. Taylor.
一天晚上，泰勒夫婦正在為這個嬰兒的降臨做安排。泰勒先生說：有了小寶寶，我們的.房子就太小，不夠住了。
Pat came into the room just then and said, What are you talking about?We were saying that we'll have to move to another house now, because the new baby's coming, his mother answered.
帕特恰好在這個時候走進屋，他問：你們在說什麼?他的母親回答說：我們在說我們得搬家了，因為小寶寶就要來了。
It's no use, said Pat hopelessly, He'll follow us there.
那有什麼用?帕特絕望地說。他會跟我們到那兒去的。
最爆笑英語笑話三：
4-4=?
One day, the teacher inquired Peter: How much is four minus four? Peter was tongue-tied.
the teacher got angry and said: What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?
The hole, replied Peter.