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How do I get the gum out?我怎麼把口香糖取出來?

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Distributing chewing gum to the passengers,the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. when the planelanded, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I'm meeting mywife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"

當空中小姐給乘客們發口香糖的時候,她解釋說口香糖有助於他們防止耳鳴。飛機著陸後,一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前,說道:“我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎麼才能把口香糖從耳朵裡面取出來呢?”

英語單詞:

1. distributing 分發;分送;分配,配給:

They distributed political pamphlets in thehall.

他們在大廳裡散發政治小冊子。

The relief agency will distribute the foodamong several countries.

救援機構將給幾個國家發放食物。

2. stewardess 空中小姐

Excellent skills 絕妙的技巧

After friends of mine landed at busy newwark airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.

我的朋友們在繁忙的紐瓦克機場著陸後,他們卻不能招呼到腳伕來幫他們搬行李。無奈,丈夫拿出一張五美元的`鈔票在人群上面搖晃。

In an instant, a skycap was at his side. sir, observed the porter, you certainly have excellent communication skills.

一個頻寬邊帽的人馬上來到他身邊。“先生,”腳伕說道,“很明顯你有絕妙的交際技巧。”