Who Is the Laziest?
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.
父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶?
湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。
父親：啊，不對，你知道!想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課?
湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."
Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."
Johnson: "But I want you to."
Wife: "But why?"
Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
老農約翰遜就要死了。他的'家人都站在床邊。他聲音低沉地對妻子說：“我死後，我想你嫁給農夫瓊斯。”
妻子說：“不，在你死後，我不能嫁給任何人。”
約翰遜：“但我希望你這麼做。”
妻子：“為什麼?”
約翰遜：“因為瓊斯曾在一筆販馬的交易中欺騙了我。”