He walks everywhere he goes 耶穌從不開車
A young man came home and said, "Dad, I just got my driver's license1 and would like to use the family car."
Father replied, "Ok, son, But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard neat2, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see."
Well, several months passed and the young man came into the house with his report card in his hand, "Dad, I got great marks on my report card, I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin3, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"
Father replied, "That's all true, but son, you didn't cut your hair."
Son said, "But, dad, Jesus had long hair too."
Father replied, "Yes, son, you're perfectly4 right, And he walks everywhere he goes."
一個小夥子回到家跟爸爸說：“爸爸，我拿駕照了，我想開車。”
爸爸答道：“好的，兒子。但是，你要拿到好成績，要把房間給收拾整齊，要把院子打掃乾淨，還要把頭髮給理了。這幾個月做好了我們再談開車的事。”
幾個月後，小夥子拿到成績單回到家，“爸爸，我每門功課都得了優，房間整整齊齊，院子乾乾淨淨。我能開車了嗎?”
爸爸回答：“確實做得很好，但是兒子，你還沒有理髮呢。”
兒子說：“但是，爸爸，耶穌的`頭髮也很長啊。”
爸爸回答：“是的，兒子，完全正確。但是耶穌去哪都是走著去的呀!”
n.執照，許可證，特許;v.許可，特許
參考例句：
The foreign guest has a license on the person.這個外國客人隨身攜帶執照。
The driver was arrested for having false license plates on his car.司機由於使用假車牌而被捕。
adj.整潔的，愛整潔的，利索的，簡潔的
參考例句：
She always kept her room neat.她總是保持房間整潔。
Keep your exercise-books neat and clean.練習本要保持整潔乾淨。
n.大頭針，針，別針，釘，栓，銷子，插頭，管腳，瑣碎物;vt.將…用針別住，釘住
參考例句：
The balloon will pop if you put a pin in it.如果扎進一顆大頭釘，氣球就會突然爆開。
Please give me a safety pin.請給我一個安全別針。
adv.完美地，無可非議地，徹底地
參考例句：
The witnesses were each perfectly certain of what they said.證人們個個對自己所說的話十分肯定。
Everything that we're doing is all perfectly above board.我們做的每件事情都是光明正大的。