My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store, and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back, I couldn't console her. Stopping for a red light, I turned around and waved my hands, calling her name to distract her. I gave her my biggest smile and blew her a kiss. The sound of a horn from the car behind us prompted me to look up. The young man at the wheel was smiling broadly waved and then blew me a kiss.
從商場開車回家的路上，我的小寶貝女兒開始哭鬧起來。由於她被套在後面的安全座裡，所以我無法安慰她。紅燈停車的`時候，我轉過身來，對她擺手，叫她的名字來引她。我給她以滿臉笑容，並給她一個飛吻。從我們車後傳來的喇叭聲立刻使我抬頭望去。駕車的小夥子正對我咧著大嘴笑。他向我擺手並給了我一個飛吻。
講笑話英語翻譯二：
During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return. When he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "Can you imagine, " she said. "Seventy dollars and I had to kiss him too!"
醫生按期來探視我的老母。我告訴他母親不幾天就要慶祝她98歲的生日了。醫生聽了也很高興，為此，他彎下腰來親了她一下。然後他說不幾天他也要慶祝自己的生日，並要求她還他一個吻。 醫生走後，我母親厭惡地搖搖頭。“你能想象嗎，”她說，“付了他70元，我還得親他!”
講笑話英語翻譯三：
My five-year-old son was not picking up his toys while I was preparing dinner as I had asked him. When I inquired why he wasn't doing his chores, he said that he didn't feel like it. Exasperated, I said, "Where would you be right now if I didn't feel like making dinner?" He thought for a moment and then replied, " A restaurant?"
我在準備晚飯的時候，我叫年僅五歲的兒子把玩具都收拾起來。當我問他為什麼沒做他的差事時，他說他不想做。我感到有些惱火，就對他說：“要是我說我不想做晚飯，這時你會在哪裡呢?” 他略加思索便回答說：“在飯店裡?”